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Scissors Demotivational Poster


Rock Paper Scissors -




WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... - 120 mm high explosive shell beats rock, I win!


TAGS: rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Mr Missile

lolwut - August 7, 2009, 12:09 am
they tried to exterminate them, but like ****roaches, they keep comin back for more.
oh shuddup - January 16, 2009, 1:57 pm
meh f***in jews always being all in yo face......the lot shouda been exterminated
Jazzhole - July 20, 2008, 3:43 pm
I kinda lol'd


IKEA SCISSORS - I guess they got you there.




THE ONLY SURE WAY TO WIN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. - Rock, Paper, Scissors...Gun


TAGS: pistol rock paper scissors win
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 7:42 am
not if you use dynomite
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:12 pm
Paper wins with gun control legislature.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS - Stop fighting please !




ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - Where's your paper now? WHERE IS IT?!




Ro-Sham-Bo -


TAGS: scissors beats rock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 8:57 pm
Heh...that's going in the classroom file, as soon as I can pull it off the HDD in the dead laptop. 5L's!
GaryO - August 22, 2014, 9:05 pm
N-i-c-e


ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - For the new age.


TAGS: xbox 360 playstation wii rock paper scissors
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Yon

TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:58 am
360 I need to swear and yell at as many people I can on XBL. PS3 I Have a BluRay player that plays 2 games and am mostly likely a Sony fanboy. Wii I play WiiSports for 20mins before I realize I look like an idiot. ALL If I b**** about which is best DIAF
TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I think you got that swapped Culos, 360 is for when you have friends on the Internet and PS3 is for when you have no friends.
xxx - February 22, 2009, 5:14 pm
all you get is a stupid piece of boulder
Culos - February 10, 2009, 2:16 pm
I wish it did, that would be value for money, but seriously 360 is for when you have no friends at all, PS3 for if you have friends somewhere on the Internet and the Wii for when you have real friends. Go figure in which category you belong...
Berge - February 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
I think we can all agree that the Wii sucks.
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 12:39 pm
no 360's better
drac666 - November 30, 2008, 1:31 am
PS3 IS THE BEST!!!!


HMMMM... - Does anyone else notice anything demonic about this game?


TAGS: funny rock paper scissors
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by sniper

G4briel - March 13, 2010, 9:22 am
You mean...rock? Or maybe the "left hand path"?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:46 pm
Is this a dig at 5 year olds?


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